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Sep. 2nd, 2005 04:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It had to happen...
It's Friday afternoon, it's time for a truly atrocious pun:
"Out of curiosity, I dug up Logie Baird
And asked him what petrified forests see
That makes them all so scared"
[Half Man Half Biscuit]
I would also like to nominate for the best opening lines of any song:
"Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more
And I'll more than likely kill you"
[HMHB, "Dickie Davies Eyes"]
It's Friday afternoon, it's time for a truly atrocious pun:
"Out of curiosity, I dug up Logie Baird
And asked him what petrified forests see
That makes them all so scared"
[Half Man Half Biscuit]
I would also like to nominate for the best opening lines of any song:
"Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more
And I'll more than likely kill you"
[HMHB, "Dickie Davies Eyes"]