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Sep. 11th, 2005 09:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
the_elyanOn the occasion of one of the world's worst repellent human beings (actually, that might be stretching it a bit - not sure he's a human being) doing a programme on "pointless celebrities", I am moved to point out:
This whole "curse of Big Brother" thing is such bollocks. You can explain it in an instant:
Put gobby twats without much between the ears in, and you get gobby twats without much between the ears (but quite a bit between the billfold) out.
And who do we most often see getting their heads kicked in outside pubs? Yes, gobby twats without much between the ears.
And what is the one thing likely to put a gobby twat without much between the ears in even more peril? Yes, a few quid to flash about.
No, come back - I'm not a total misanthrope, honest! It's just that it's Sunday night, so I have to get limbered up for turning back into something even worse than a pumpkin - a moaning, miserable git.
This whole "curse of Big Brother" thing is such bollocks. You can explain it in an instant:
Put gobby twats without much between the ears in, and you get gobby twats without much between the ears (but quite a bit between the billfold) out.
And who do we most often see getting their heads kicked in outside pubs? Yes, gobby twats without much between the ears.
And what is the one thing likely to put a gobby twat without much between the ears in even more peril? Yes, a few quid to flash about.
No, come back - I'm not a total misanthrope, honest! It's just that it's Sunday night, so I have to get limbered up for turning back into something even worse than a pumpkin - a moaning, miserable git.
