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I wonder if Bat Television carries a crime-fighting adventure serial called Humanbat?

At the first sign of a crime being committed in the bat world, he couldf dash off to his "HumanHouse", and emerge dressed in jeans and a T-shirt. He would defeat the bad guys using such extraordinary skills as "walking", and with gadgets like the "Phone", with which he could make a "call", which would magically tell other bats where the perp was. Also, he could order pizza.

Maybe he could have a sidekick called Doug, or Trevor.

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An uneven but entertaining collection of wise saws and modern instances

I particularly like "The best things in life aren't things". As someone currently engaged in yet another skirmish in the Clutter War, I can apprecate that.