(no subject)

When the time comes to hand out the 2009 Whisky Tango Foxtrot? Awards for Truly Appalling Journalism, my money is likely to be on the following:

Parents warned against taking their children to "swine flu parties"

Apparently, "no firm evidence has yet emerged of such events taking place". But that shouldn't stand in the way of a good dose of family-friendly hysteria, should it?

Aargh, aargh and thrice aargh.