Two funny things about knights

The following makes me laugh every time. It works slightly better as a song, but it's very pleasing as a poem:

( Errant Knight - Pete Atkin )

And here is a delightful cartoon on a related subject.

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A rather good article - A A Gill tying himself into entertaining knots, trying to get at the essence of poetry

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I have have already mentioned this recently, but there is a game I am rather fond of, which I refer to as the Blue Pill Game, which involves things happening in well-known books, films or plays which would shorten the plot considerably.
My personal favourite example is:

Gandalf: "Give me the ring, Frodo - let's see what a little fire can achieve"
[pause]
"Oh bugger - it's melted"

The reason I bring it up is because this week's Hamlet cartoon contains another good example.

Any more?