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An important point raised this evening was that, in horror films, the camera always cuts away whilst the zombies are clustering round the presumably-soon-to-be-eviscerated victim. Certainly no evidence is presented of what happens next.

Also, there is the question of zombie cuisine. Braaaiins, yes, naturally. But what sort of braaaiins, prepared how, in what manner of sauce, jus or dressing? Would, for instance, Braaaiins a la King be a gross breach of etiquette?

And thus, of course, we come to the vexed and as yet unresolved question of The Zombie Cookbook...