Coming to work on the train this morning, the view was extremely beautiful. The monochromatic view of leafless trees half-hidden in the fog, and frost on the hedgreows and waterways - just like this painting, in fact, which is in my living-room, waiting to make it from "propped against the bookcase" to "actually hung on the wall".
In less lofty news, walking along Elizabeth Way, I passed a large truck with "ERECTION SPECIALISTS" written in large letters down the side. I tried to be adult about it, honest I did, but I couldn't help pondering whether they were an offshoot of Wallace & Gromit's outfit with the dancing rabbit...
Finally, I saw a reference to "The Daily Mail Ideal Home Show". What would the Daily Mail's Ideal Home be like? One shudders at the very thought...
In less lofty news, walking along Elizabeth Way, I passed a large truck with "ERECTION SPECIALISTS" written in large letters down the side. I tried to be adult about it, honest I did, but I couldn't help pondering whether they were an offshoot of Wallace & Gromit's outfit with the dancing rabbit...
Finally, I saw a reference to "The Daily Mail Ideal Home Show". What would the Daily Mail's Ideal Home be like? One shudders at the very thought...