Something else pointless...

From my current shower gel:

"Experience the thrill of anticipation with Touch - the exciting new shower gel from Lynx"

Yer what? Bullshitter Number Three, Please...

Also, unless they are aiming at the Rugby Club market, there may be something of a paean to maturbation about the first bit. Well, at least as far as I understand the General and Special Theories of Shower Gel Application - for all I know, you lot might have it dabbed on strategically with orchid-scented vellum fragments, manipulated on bamboo poles by adoring oiled supplicants...

"CAUTION: If shower gel gets in your eyes, rinse them with warm water". *sigh* - once upon a time, smoke got in your eyes. Now it's shower gel...