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The following are extracts from something I recently found on the Web, that I had been vaguely looking for. Anyone care to hazard a guess what they might relate to (it is, obviously, a game)?

The first bully forms under the Ladder, the team playing towards Good Calx having ‘heads’.

The ball is dead when it crosses the Furrow and either stops, is stopped by a player, touches a spectator or inanimate object, or touches the garden wall in Good Calx outside the Furrow.


A furker from each team and their supporters shall form first. The furker’s foot must not break the outside line. [...]
Play may then commence and both sides may try to furk the ball as long as it remains in Calx.


A goal is scored
- if the thrower throws the ball directly onto the Door or its wooden framework in Good Calx, or onto the tree below the white line in Bad Calx.


Hint - the game in question is not Mornington Crescent, much though it may sound like it.

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Is it just me, or are the England football team trying to prove that they can be just as broing as Arsenal when they put their "minds" to it?

I was so bored, I ended up listening to an old compilation CD, and out of the thankfully misty vale of the past came ... Jive Bunny. No, really - not Swing the Mood, the other one...

I did draw the line at listening to Bros though...