Silly ideas

[the_elyan]

i) in honour of London's attempts to turn weekend travel into an episode of Knightmare, I would quite like a T-shirt showing all the circulatory systems of the body in a Tube map stylee, with various closures, diversions and explanatory notes. "Owing to unplanned engineering works after a heavy curry, the large instestine will not be stopping at...", and so on.

ii) Simple Simon met a bi man
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the bi man
"BLANK"

An ancillary to the old favourite: "But you'd look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual made for two"

iii) In the Bungle, the mighty Bungle...

It's been a long day...